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Story of a Pig, and a Feature

Journal Entry: Fri Apr 18, 2008, 3:06 AM
The Story of That Pig

I received this little story from a friend on facebook ... and it made me smile several times. So here it is for you, so you have something to smile aswell!
[via facebook]
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

( O.M.G !)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to itsbody. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life ...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

In other words, send it to everyone !

(and God love that PIG)



Feature: *simoendli


Many many years ago, when I was ... 14 or so cute lil years old, I met a girl online in a "Dragonball Z" online-community (yes ... I loved Dragonball and still do!). We got along well and had some pretty deep conversations ("Which is your fav character?" - "Future Trunks vs. Vegeta!" =D).
I stopped being online so much, and we lost contact. Until, a couple of years later, I started my apprenticeship as a mediamatic, and found out that one of my classmates loved DBZ too. And (through co-incidence) we came to speak of online-communties, and suddenly realized that she was this exact girl that I'd been chatting with!

Do you have any similarly weird or strange stories? Tell me! I'd love to hear them. :giggle:

It's this girl I'm featuring today. She's fun and pretty awesomely cool, and it's mainly because of her persuasion that I ever signed up on deviantArt. =D
Check out her stuff!












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*catpuff-noir:iconcatpuff-noir: 4 hours 21 minutes ago
thank you muchly for your interest in my work :blowkiss:

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*kazakchoc:iconkazakchoc: 1 day 1 hour ago
Pretty gallery. I feature you in my journal. Let me know if there is any trouble.
:wave:
~drkshp:icondrkshp: 1 day 4 hours ago
im glad you enjoyed my work :)

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*kazakchoc:iconkazakchoc: 1 day 9 hours ago
thank you so much for the :+fav: and you have a lovely gallery!
~CafeBreak:iconCafeBreak: 3 days 16 minutes ago
Thank u for the fav, cool that u likt it:)

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=illuminara:iconilluminara: May 9, 2008, 5:30:55 AM
Thanks for the fav! :iconnewglomp:

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=Jassiemouse:iconJassiemouse: May 7, 2008, 1:14:15 PM
Thankyou for the watch~! I don't know much about photography, but your work is wonderful to look at. I'll watch you back, dear. :heart:

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~inkeen:iconinkeen: Apr 26, 2008, 3:52:24 AM
danke für den watch :D

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=JRd1st:iconJRd1st: Apr 26, 2008, 3:01:58 AM
Thank you! :w00t:

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~BenoitAubry:iconBenoitAubry: Apr 24, 2008, 6:11:51 AM
Thanks for the :+fav: on NOMEN... glad you liked it :)

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*poivre:iconpoivre: Apr 22, 2008, 8:32:04 AM
thanks for the fav :hug:

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*dareme:icondareme: Apr 21, 2008, 11:35:49 PM
(Told you that pig was addictive =D)
~rizj61:iconrizj61: Apr 21, 2008, 7:34:19 PM
Damn it, now all I can think of is the pig...
*dareme:icondareme: Apr 21, 2008, 3:28:08 AM
ICH WILL Ä GO REISE! *-*

Mann. Wie unfair. Wie ischs z Thailand gsii? S hed jo chli en ... spezielle Ruef, aber du hesch di sicher ganz aständig verhalte. =D
~fotogenic-lurve:iconfotogenic-lurve: Apr 14, 2008, 11:01:06 AM
thanx for the fave sweets :]
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